Well you know how he's got all those bands, right?
The guy at the bar says he thinks they're okay and that they kind of remind him of Green Day. They break up when the drummer quits. They talk him into doing one more show and then the bass player quits and they break up again! Basically, they don't know how to be regular guys or what to do with their dumb little lives. What's worse, their friends get busy with their other affairs and become punk rock millionaires. There's even this one part where their friends tape a live album at the Hollywood Bowl while the main guys are taping their flyers to a telephone pole.
As for all of the junk with the girl, she turned out to be crazy. It all happened so fast. Before he knew, they were saying "I do", and then she owned half his [butt]. If he had only been thinking, he could have only got tattooed. But she turned out to be crazy, and he turned out to be screwed.
Hope this helps.
Oh yeah, read it.