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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Mom & Dad Poll: Have you seen this interesting idea?

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and

3 kids each for six weeks.

Each kid will play

two sports

and either take music

or dance classes.

There is no fast food.

Each man must

take care of his 3 kids;

keep his assigned house clean,

correct all homework,

and complete science projects,

cook, do laundry,

and pay a list of 'pretend' bills

with not enough money.

In addition, each man

will have to budget in money

for groceries each week.

Each man

must remember the birthdays

of all their friends and relatives,

and send cards out

on time--no emailing.

Each man must also

take each child to a doctor's appointment,

a dentist appointment

and a haircut appointment.

He must make

one unscheduled and

inconvenient visit per child

to the Urgent Care.

He must also

make cookies or cupcakes

for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for

decorating his own assigned house,

planting flowers outside

and keeping it presentable

at all times.

The men will only

have access to television

when the kids are asleep

and all chores are done.

The men must

shave their legs,

wear makeup daily,

adorn himself with jewelry,

wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,

keep fingernails polished

and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks,

the men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches,

and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or

slow down from other duties.

They must attend

weekly school meetings,

church, and find time

at least once to spend the afternoon

at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to

read a book to the kids

each night and in the morning,

feed them, dress them,

brush their teeth and

comb their hair by 7:00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information:

each child's birthday,

height, weight,

shoe size, clothes size

and doctor's name.

Also the child's weight at birth,

length, time of birth,

and length of labor,

each child's favorite color,

middle name,

favorite snack,

favorite song,

favorite drink,

favorite toy,

biggest fear and

what they want to be when they grow up.

The last man wins only if...

he still has enough energy

to be intimate with his spouse

at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win,

he can play the game over and over

and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right

To be called Mother!

THIS EXPLAINS WHY I LIAD DOWN TONIGHT WAITING FOR THE AC GUY TO GET HERE AND FELL ASLEEP FOR 3 HOURS!!!!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Survivor? None of them will survive...not even the kids!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ROFL!!! Where do I sign the petition!! Actually I want to enroll my husband LOL

    Actually here in Canada there's a show called " The Day the Women went" they take women from a town, mostly mothers with kids, but not necessarily and their other half is supposed to keep up with the household duties-as per instructions of the woman leaving-during that week.

    It's lots of fun to watch all the men trying to cope with the kids and such LOL I know if I did my husband would have a heart attack!! and he's rather helpful around the house but still has no memory for anything... oh well...

    In any case, I loved your idea!! I think with minor tweaks here and there we should present it to the networks! It'll be great success!!

    Source(s): Mom of Matthew 4, Gabriella 2 and stepmom of Nadeera 6 1/2
  • 1 decade ago

    Now Penny that is not nice of you by putting Drop Short's Resume on line for all to see and that is why Drop Short's grandchildren call him Dothermother.

  • Dianne
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    a) "I usually turn my head and ignore I ever saw the abuse...b/c it doesn't involve me. Besides, I have no idea what that volatile man/woman would say or do to me if I contront him/her!" You cant involve yourself in any matter Everyone has his own problem in this world SO why to create more

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Nope

    Source(s): "Since Bruce got too close to the big blade at the saw mill he is no longer feeling chipper."
  • 1 decade ago

    HAHA! I have someone I would like to sign up for this *cough* adventure. Wait...let me make sure his life insurance is up to date because I don't think he'll make it.

  • men7al
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    I would just leave them in the island..I need a vacation.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Answer; because hookers are cheap, and I'm done in 10 minutes LOL

    Source(s): no drama and no momma for me!
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    LMAO!!! They will all fail within the first 48 hrs!

  • 1 decade ago

    all i can say is it is a good thing i dont watch survivor.

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