good...LOL here's some more: when you are leaving a party (function.....), opening your vehicle door and someone walks by...."are you leaving?" no i'm just having my door support me while i rest..... when you've gain some extra pounds and they ask "when are you due?" no, moron just fat!! thanks for noticing....... when someone asks you "have you gotten to the part about ......." in a book you're obviously reading and gave away the plot..thank you so much, you just saved me a huge optometrist bill. when you come in to work, obviously shaking out an umbrella, they ask " oh, is it raining outside." nah, i just carry this to hit the stray dogs in the parking lot. when you are going out and pull into a gas station and your rider says "oh you need gas?" no, i just want to cruise the pumps. doing price comparison.