What is the proper punishment for two little old ladies who can't keep their nose out of your business?

Someone checked my history. I left after the boss yesterday and came in before him today. They are the only other two people in the office. Can I start throwing things now?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    start looking up old lady porn and some snuff films about the old timers...I think that ought to do it. then be a touch on the friendly side with them, offer them treats and cookies, homemade...their own thinking will drive them insane. hope this helps!

    that of just beat them senseless with a bat and a brick, after hours of course...

    wheres my f­uc­king thumb you asshole?

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  • 1 decade ago

    Set them up with Pewee Herman

  • 1 decade ago

    That's when you wait until they walk away from their computer and start hitting up beastiality and fisting sites.

    Let them check that history...

    also change their screen saver to a slide show of pictures from said site.

    and then change their email notification to a .wav of some porn sounds.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Super Glue to their chairs.

    Side note: Have camera ready just in case they're wearing thongs instead of granny panties.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Sorry, that was me not them.

    If I'm gonna biff you on a regular basis I need to know about you're financial situation.

    I don't come cheap,b*tch.

  • 1 decade ago

    Clear the cache everyday and glare at them often.

  • 1 decade ago

    I keep people out of my buisness by never wiping. But perhaps your problem is more complex.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ¤ħĠя The Pervinator hit it on the head.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Confiscating there cane is mandatory.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    "let's give them something to talk about...

    a little mystery to figure out...."

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