To my fellow Liverpool fans sorry, I promise I'd do a Liverpool Parody song too. Constructive criticism please?

To Where is the Love by the Black-eyed Peas What's wrong with Liverpool ma? We're not winning trophies no more Are us Scousers addicted to the drama Completely loving the team that brings us trauma For years we've been trying to stop Man United But our hopes and dreams have been blighted In... show more To Where is the Love by the Black-eyed Peas

What's wrong with Liverpool ma?
We're not winning trophies no more
Are us Scousers addicted to the drama
Completely loving the team that brings us trauma
For years we've been trying to stop Man United
But our hopes and dreams have been blighted
In the USA the big bosses, The Yanks who are very much hated
But for years we've not been in the race
Not like how we used to dominate
Because of Mr Ferguson who we hate
And his Man United squad who make us irate
Now for seventeen years we wait
And we've not won a league up to this date
We need a change of luck, a change of fate
To win the league set the record straight
Not just'n the past be great, We are Liverpool


Two decades ago we were flying
Now Scousers are hurtin, hear us crying
United practice what we preached
Can you believe they got the cheek?
Arsenal n Hull please help us
Send them toppling from above
Cause people got me got me questioning
Where are our Cups?(where are our cupsx3)(our cups2x)

It just ain't the same all ways have changed
New days are strange is the world insane?
How'd United get so strong
And Chelsea - Big Four? They don't belong
Title hopes again succomb
Beat United, Chelsea but not the little ones
With ongoing suffering
Our League hopes die young
Scousers are Liverpool really strong?
God can I ask myself really what is going wrong
With this team we're playing with
But we keep on loving them
Rafa's still our Number one?
Only dreams of them winning the
Premier league brother
But we're denied another
The years going on but seem to be no closer
Another season of regrets
I give another shrug
I believe in this truth
Liverpool the teams I love (But)
Where's our cups y'all?(I don't know)
Where's our cups y'all?(I don't know)
Where's our cups y'all?

Two decades ago we were flying
Now Scousers are hurtin, hear us crying
Now United practice what we preached
Can you believe they got the cheek?
Arsenal n Hull can you please help us
Send them toppling from above
Cause people got me got me questioning
Where are our Cups?(where are our cupsx3)(our cups2x)


We feel the weight of the league on our shoulder
But each year to win it gets harder
The Bosses only care about money makin
Hicks/Gillete got us followin the wrong direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Winning the league is our main criteria
United infecting young minds faster than bacteria
Kids wanna play like what they see United's Theatre
Whatever happened to Liverpool's quality
Whatever happened to winning the league at ease,
Instead of Winning Cups, we're annual runner-ups
Lack of understanding, are we happy with a league cup

That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling under
That's the reason why sometimes I'm feeling down
It's no wonder why sometimes I'm feeling under
I gotta keep my faith alive, until the league is ours


Two decades ago we were flying
Now Scousers are hurtin, hear us crying
United practice what we preached
Can you believe they got the cheek?
Arsenal n Hull please help us
Send them toppling from above
Cause people got me got me questioning
Where are our Cups?(fade)
Update 2: Bloosboy - It's nice to make a fan of Chelsea smile....

As for if I'm a scouser, no, born in Wiltshire then moved to Germany. I have stood on the kopon a few occasions and cherish my trips to Anfield.
Update 3: Allie - are you applying for the job?
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