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Do you know any random funny facts? Example: Porcupines float in water?



"The average chocolate bar has 8 insect legs in it."


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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    The average chocolate bar has eight insect legs in it.

    Fresh urine is cleaner than spit or the skin on your face because healthy pee is not home to bacteria

    About ten billion tiny scales of skin rub off your body every day. In a lifetime, you could fill eighteen sugar bags with dead skin.

    Your mouth is one of the liveliest parts of your whole body. More than 100,000,000 micro-creatures live there at any one time.

    Your feet sweat 91 1/4 cups of sweat each year.

    A scatologist is a person who studies fecal matter (poop) for

    Olaus Murie has collected over 1,200 turd specimens which he dried,varvished, mounted, and labeled.

    Deers poop between 13 and 22 times A DAY!

    In rural Germany people used to place their own poop piles in their front yards. The larger the piles meant the welthier the people in the house!

    Coprophagy is the word used for poop eating!

    Antarctic sea stars feast upon seal poop!

    1,525,000,000 miles of telephone wire a strung across the U.S.

    101 Dalmatians and Peter Pan (Wendy) are the only two Disney cartoon features with both parents that are present and don't die throughout the movie.

    3. 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

    4. 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily.

    5. 123,000,000 cars are being driven down the U.S's highways.

    6. 160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world's widest road.

    7. 166,875,000,000 pieces of mail are delivered each year in the U.S.

    8. 27% of U.S. male college students believe life is "A meaningless existential hell."

    9. 315 entries in Webster's Dictionary will be misspelled.

    10. 5% of Canadians don't know the first 7 words of the Canadian anthem, but know the first 9 of the American anthem.

    11. 56,000,000 people go to Major League baseball each year.

    12. 7% of Americans don't know the first 9 words of the American anthem, but know the first 7 of the Canadian anthem.

    13. 85,000,000 tons of paper are used each year in the U.S.

    14. 99% of the solar systems mass is concentrated in the sun.

    15. A 10-gallon hat barely holds 6 pints.

    16. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

    17. A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off.

    18. A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate.

    19. A cow produces 200 times more gas a day than a person.

    20. A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

    21. A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours.

    22. A fully loaded supertanker travelling at normal speed takes a least twenty minutes to stop.

    23. A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue.

    24. A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can.

    25. A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

    26. A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there.

    27. A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average.

    28. A hippo can open its mouth wide enough to fit a 4 foot tall child inside.

    29. A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.

    30. A jellyfish is 95 percent water.

    31. A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

    32. A jumbo jet uses 4,000 gallons of fuel to take off.

    33. A male emperor moth can smell a female emperor moth up to 7 miles away.

    34. A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 6 years. Wow.

    35. A mole can dig a tunnel 300 feet long in just one night.

    36. A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana.

    37. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

    38. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

    39. A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn't give her coffee.

    40. A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

    41. A quarter has 119 grooves on its edge, a dime has one less groove.

    42. A shark can detect one part of blood in 100 million parts of water.

    43. A skunk can spray its stinky scent more than 10 feet.

    44. A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.

    45. A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans!

    46. A walla-walla scene is one where extras pretend to be talking in the background -- when they say "walla-walla" it looks like they are actually talking.

    47. A whale's penis is called a dork.

    48. About 3000 years ago, most Egyptians died by the time they were 30.

    49. About 70% of Americans who go to college do it just to make more money. [The rest of us are avoiding reality for four more years.]

    50. According to a British law passed in 1845, attempting to commit suicide was a capital offense. Offenders could be hanged for trying.

    51. Actor Tommy Lee Jones and former vice-president Al Gore were freshman roommates at Harvard.

    52. Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

    53. All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

    54. All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20.

    55. All porcupines float in water.

    56. Almonds are a member of the peach family.

    57. Almost a quarter of the land area of Los Angeles is taken up by automobiles.

    58. America once issued a 5-cent bill.

    59. America's first nudist organization was founded in 1929, by 3 men.

    60. Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone.

    61. An animal epidemic is called an epizootic.

    62. An average person laughs about 15 times a day.

    63. An iguana can stay under water for 28 minutes.

    64. An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

    65. Armadillos are the only animal besides humans that can get leprosy.

    66. Armadillos have four babies at a time and they are always all the same sex.

    67. Armored knights raised their visors to identify themselves when they rode past their king. This custom has become the modern military salute.

    68. Aztec emperor Montezuma had a nephew, Cuitlahac, whose name meant "plenty of excrement."

    69. Babe Ruth wore a cabbage leaf under is cap to keep him cool. He changed it every 2 innings.

    70. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.

    71. Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day.

    72. Back in the mid to late 1980's, an IBM-compatible computer wasn't considered a hundred percent compatible unless it could run Microsoft's Flight Simulator.

    73. Bank robber John Dillinger played professional baseball.

    74. Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.

    75. Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

    76. Ben and Jerry's send the waste from making ice cream to local pig farmers to use as feed. Pigs love the stuff, except for one flavor: Mint Oreo.

    77. Bird droppings are the chief export of Nauru, an island nation in the Western Pacific.

    78. Blueberry Jelly Bellies were created especially for Ronald Reagan.

    79. Bubble gum contains rubber.

    80. Camel's milk does not curdle.

    81. Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

    82. Canada is an Indian word meaning "Big Village".

    83. Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

    84. Cats can produce over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs can only produce about ten.

    85. Charles Lindbergh took only four sandwiches with him on his famous transatlantic flight.

    86. Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

    87. Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them use to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."

    88. Cleo and Caesar were the early stage names of Cher and Sonny Bono.

    89. Columbia University is the second largest landowner in New York City, after the Catholic Church.

    90. David Prowse was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know that he was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie.

    91. Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?

    92. Dogs and cats consume almost $7 billion worth of pet food a year.

    93. Dolphins sleep with one eye open.

    94. Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

    95. Dr. Samuel A. Mudd was the physician who set the leg of Lincoln's assassin John Wilkes Booth... and whose shame created the expression for ignominy, "His name is Mudd."

    96. Dr. Seuss pronounced "Seuss" such that it rhymed with "rejoice."

    97. "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."

    98. Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

    99. During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants.

    100. Einstein couldn't speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.

    101. Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.

    102. Eskimo ice cream is neither icy, or creamy.

    103. Even if you cut off a cockroach's head, it can live for several weeks.

    104. Every person has a unique tongue print.

    105. Every time Beethoven sat down to write music, he poured ice water over his head.

    106. Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.

    107. Facetious and abstemious contain all the vowels in the correct order, as does arsenious, meaning "containing arsenic."

    108. February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

    109. Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails.

    110. Fortune cookies were actually invented in America, in 1918, by Charles Jung.

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  • Linda
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    A striped tiger has striped skin. A human brain slices similar to a loaf of bread. There is no such thing as the brown note... There is actually a pole at the north pole. There is no such thing as double- jointed people. Your tongue cells are the fastest regenerating part of your body. The first computer "bug" to jam up the works was just that- a bug... it was a moth. Honey never goes old or bad. Some water bottles have an expiration date on them. Shrews eat scorpions. Some fish, and most crocodiles, carry their young around in their mouth. A chicken is supposed to be a descendant of the T- rex. A porcupine can eject spines at will. Plecostomus's (fish) backs are plated with tough skin. A starry batfish actually walks on its fins. Scientists found an olm, a cave dwelling blind salamander thing. They thought it was dead, so they put it in a freezer at 21 degrees fahrenheit for about 3 years. When they pulled it out, it was still alive, and upon being dissected, they found it had consumed it's entire lower intestine for food, inside out. If our stomachs didn't produce a new layer of mucous every two weeks it would digest itself. In California, you can sleep in the kitchen, but cooking in the bedroom is illegal.

  • 1 decade ago

    Rabbits cannot vomit.

    A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.

    An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

    Cats can make over 100 vocal sounds; dogs usually make about 10.

    Female canaries cannot sing.

    ...Sorry, I've been studying Animal Sciences...

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  • 1 decade ago

    Rule of Thumb:It is often claimed that the term originally referred to a law that limited the maximum thickness of a stick with which it was permissible for a man to beat his wife, but this has been discredited.[1][3] Although British common law before the reign of Charles II permitted a man to give his wife "moderate correction", no 'rule of thumb' (whether called by this name or not) has ever been the law in England.

  • 1 decade ago

    * The first United States coast to coast airplane flight occurred in 1911 and took 49 days

    * When airplanes were still a novel invention, seat belts for pilots were installed only after the consequence of their absence was observed to be fatal - several pilots fell to their deaths while flying upside down

    * An airplane’s “blackbox”‘ is a device which records conditions and events on an air vessel. A “blackbox” is actually orange in color to make it more visible in the wreckage. The term black box might come from its charred appearance after an air crash

    * A 747-400 has six million parts (half of which are fasteners) made in 33 different countries

    * Seventy-five thousand engineering drawings were used to produce the first 747

    * The outer skin of an aeroplane is only 5 mm thick. Only 7.5 in (19 cm) separate the passengers from the outside

    * During takeoff, when full of high pressure air, the takeoff weight is increased by about a ton

    Zinc is found in oysters

    * The Honey badger is the most fearless animal in the world. It will approach and track animals much bigger than itself

    * The honey badger has very loose skin that allows it to twist and turn even if bitten by a predator

    * Honey badgers are not part of the badger subfamily but are more closely related to weasels

    * The honey badger can withstand the venom of a snakebite that could kill an elephant

    * Eventhough a badger cub might be 2-3 kg larger than their mother, they are still entirely dependent on her for food

    * The honey badger has thick skin which is almost 6mm thick at the back of his neck

    * This badger has a pair of anal glands can emit a profuse, unpleasant secretion, often used to mark out territory

    * Microscopic critters known as tardigrades, or water bears live in droplets of water.

    * When they lose water, they can go to sleep for up to 100 years. A little water is all it takes for them to spring back to life.

    The world’s smallest dog is the Chihuahua, which means “tiny dog in the sky.”

    The slowest fish is the Sea Horse, which moves along at about 0.016 km/h (0.01 mph).

    There are about 54 million dogs in the US, and Paris is said to have more dogs than people.

    Millions of trees are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them.

    The bee hummingbird of Cuba is the smallest bird in the world.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That's not true. I threw a porcupine in a lake and it drowned.

  • Anonymous
    3 years ago

    This is a good question, and one that has been confusing me for a very long time.

  • 1 decade ago

    That's freaking cool, I definitely didnt know that.

    A giraffe can clean it's ears with it's 21-inch tongue :D

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    A dragonfly has a lifespan of 24 hours

    Edit:lol whyd i get TD its true

  • 1 decade ago

    Chickens are 75% water. Could be more actually.

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