Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

If all us hell-goers fart in hell at the same time would we be able to bust out?

I have a plan..

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    It could work - but where would we go? Limbo or Heaven?

  • 1 decade ago

    yepp.....i defo works....

    I AM SATAN.....farted my way to earth

    SANTA is infact Me

    You don't think so? Even the law of the land forbids a baby Jesus in the town square, but who is there instead? You guessed it! Santa! Every time a so-called Christian child asks Santa for something, he is praying to Satan. With each request fulfilled, parents are unwittingly making a pact with the Devil. They may as well be writing in blood, "Satan please distract our children from Jesus with all these shiny toys!" But you know what? When your little boys and girls have grown up and no longer believe that Santa is real, they will find out just how real Satan is when he comes to collect their souls in exchange for all those presents! And God will turn a deaf ear to their pathetic wails of desperation. God will say, "You were more interested in that fat demon who was giving you presents than my Son who was giving you salvation, so you can all rot in Hell for all I care."

  • well what do you have to lose?

    However i have reason to believe you may just become a power source to the next level of Hell.

    Can you imagine the heating bill of Hell?

    _()_

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I think it'd just hot box us.

    But, it is the best plan I have heard so far... let's go with it.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    No butt it might cool things off a bit .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfABnAS5i9Q

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    You will have to connect to me daughter I am full up til later .

  • manuel
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    As long as we're close enough to the Lake of Fire, I don't see why not.

  • kate
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    Alright. Everybody bring beans before they die.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    thats probably the best thing ive heard someone say on here...

  • 1 decade ago

    if not, i'm sure the majority of us would pass out.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Hope you got a backup plan

    ;-)

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