Damn women. Can't live with them. can't live without them.?

So God came to a great architectural engineer one day and told him that he would give him any one thing that he wanted. Then engineer said that we wanted God to build him a bridge that would expand across the atlantic ocean so that people could travel across by car. And he wanted it to be the most beautiful to ever... show more So God came to a great architectural engineer one day and told him that he would give him any one thing that he wanted. Then engineer said that we wanted God to build him a bridge that would expand across the atlantic ocean so that people could travel across by car. And he wanted it to be the most beautiful to ever be seen. God thought for a minute then and said "That I can not give you. there is not enough metal on earth to build such a thing." he also told the man that it would take too long and the man wouldn't be alive to see it in the end. So God asked what else he would like instead. The man thought, then said that he would like to undestand women. he wanted to understand how they thought, how they felt, how to answer them correctly, and to how to always make his wife happy. God thought about that for a minute then say, "wold you like 2 lanes or 4?"
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