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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

My atheist friends said he'll accept jesus when pigs fly, should I save up for his confirmation gift now?

The swine flu?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    For the gift, buy him "Hell Frozen Over" by The Eagles.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Maybe you should consider becoming an atheist instead, swine flu has nothing to do with pigs. I know it's not in your fairy tale know as the Bible but it's true just the same so your friend is still safe from your propaganda.

    I can only imagine how many of the people dolling out the thumbs down actually believe that the swine flu really is related to pigs and think I'm wrong on that point. I guess it just goes to show how ignorant some people can be.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Calling swine flu a confirmation gift will probably fall short of convincing him.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I saw a pig flying yesterday outside my house.

    Please tell your friend.

    God has to accept your friend. Not the other way around.

    Good and Funny question lol

    God bless

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  • 1 decade ago

    To flu is not to fly.

    Keep your money.

    Nice pun though.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Redbull

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  • eyJude
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    YES SWINE DID FLU!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Chunking a pig out a window

    does not mean he can fly.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Swine flu doesn't grant pigs flight...

    edit: Wow. Two people didn't agree with my statement. That amazes me.

    edit again: Lol. The swine flu away!

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  • 1 decade ago

    Arf arf!

    I'm waiting for heaven to freeze over, and hell to get a nice new set of pearly gates. I want photos, mind...

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