What's a prayer I can say to get my Laptop keys to pop back into place?

I pecked them all out so that I could clean under them, but now, because of these damned flippers, I can't get them back in :(

Update:

(((((Beloved Laptop)))))

Update 2:

Mook! I'll resolve those Zilla questions in just a bit :D

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    Now your keyboard smells like fish. Somewhere, this is making the sexy Atheists drool.

    You're certainly a busy girl today!!! {{{{{IWF}}}}}

  • 1 decade ago

    These things take time.

    Perhaps a thousand generations.

    Consider mating with a penguin that has a separation in each flipper. Something that looks like an opposable thumb.

  • 1 decade ago

    First off, the digital deity you should pray to is Laptop Jesus, for reasons that should immediately appear obvious.

    LJ eschews rote recitation of prayer, you will have to wing it, flightless critter that you are, lol. But the one thing LJ can guarantee that no other cyberspook can is results! Don't thank me, I'm glad to help.

  • 1 decade ago

    Dear heavenly PC,

    Please pop back my laptop keys so that I might continue to work my way to asking silly questions on Yahoo.

    Amen

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Dear lord, bestoweth unto me an opposable thumb

    Sounds good :)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    get a new laptop keyboard ; preferably one with fewer keys

  • 1 decade ago

    How about a spiritual instead:

    "If I had a hammer

    I'd hammer in the morning,

    I'd hammer in the evening..."

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Abra Kadabra, In jesus' name.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Have you tried turning it on?

  • 1 decade ago

    call bill gates

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