Rather than make Moses climb a mountain, why didn't God ship him a laptop with the 10 commandments preinstalle?

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    God twittered them to Jesus. And Jesus loves to be twittered!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Have you ever shipped something from heaven? It takes forever and the shipping fee is finking ridiculous. Besides, the mobile technology wasn't very reliable back in the day. Trust me, making him climb a mountain was faster.

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  • 4 years ago

    According to the Bible he was about 40 years old and able to hike to the top of a mountain - and afterward was able to go without food for 40 days, and also hiked to the top of that same mountain a second time. How does this compare with your own age and fragility?

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  • 1 decade ago

    The original ones were in Apple works, but unfortunately, Pages didn't recognize Apple works. It really stinks having to retype stuff.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Clearly you haven't seen Star Trek, otherwise you would know about the Prime Directive.

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  • 1 decade ago

    LOL u atheist always want to bully God into giving u evidence that u demand.

    Pride and arregaence wont get u there, FAITH will.

    PPL in Moses time wouldnt know what a laptop is.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    God was afraid it wouldn't make it through Moses' spam filter.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He didn't like Windows (for good reasons) and Linux wasn't invented yet.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Because once the batteries ran out, how would they access them? Plug it into a sheep? ;-)

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  • 1 decade ago

    He had a written agreement with Macintosh not to.

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