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Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

What are some religious uses for a Slinky®?

Update:

(((Druggie))) LOL!

tigris: Excellent.

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dk: Haha!

Observer: Now that WOULD be a miracle!

Update 3:

Rico: Cool.

cherylangelclb: LOL!

(((Babe R))) LMAO!

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Unix: Excellent Metaphor.

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Srsly: And that tradition MUST continue!! =)

Sips: I love that answer.

Update 6:

R!4z: Brilliant! Why did I never think of that? LOL

Update 7:

Galaxie: I wonder how far they'd make it, lol!

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    You can use it to make a pleasing sound unto the lord.

    You can smack unbelievers and heathens with it.

    You can use it to mark your page in your holy book of choice.

    It makes a beautiful holiday garland.

    You can hide an Easter egg in it.

    You can use them to bind random demons.

    (((MM)))

  • Wren
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Binding people to the church pews so they don't run away before the preacher can threaten them hellfire?

    Use it to prove the Intelligent Design exists (okay its lame but I couldn't think of anything else)

    To Sips: You know now all I can see is Ren and Stinpy singing that song?!?!?! Now its going to be stuck in my head all day long.

    Source(s): your friendly neighborhood pagan
  • 1 decade ago

    R!4z Wins this question hands down or jiggling!!!

    I couldn't even think of a darn religious thing to do w/ a slinky

    in fact my answers were down right kinky

    Have a good one!

    Cinn =)

  • 1 decade ago

    You can observe the miracle of actually getting it to go down the stairs like how it did in those commercials.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Chuck them at the non-believers?

    Stones are harder to find in urban settings, I would imagine. Slinky® could make it easier to carry out the tradition!

  • 1 decade ago

    The Slinky® is a poor man's Log® and doesn't have nearly as many uses.

    "What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs

    Rolls over your neighbor's dog?

    What's great for a snack and fits on your back?

    It's Log, Log, Log!

    It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.

    It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!

    Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!

    Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!"

  • 1 decade ago

    You can pile up some bibles and use them as a stair case for the slinky- bibles are not good for anything else:)

  • 1 decade ago

    The holy illustration of the longitudinal wave form.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Use it to dip the wafer into the wine from the balcony above.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Meditative device. Slink it back and forth between your hands, it's rather soothing and maybe a little mindless. :)

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