What are some religious uses for a Slinky®?

Update: (((Druggie))) LOL!

tigris: Excellent.
Update 2: dk: Haha!

Observer: Now that WOULD be a miracle!
Update 3: Rico: Cool.

cherylangelclb: LOL!

(((Babe R))) LMAO!
Update 4: Unix: Excellent Metaphor.
Update 5: Srsly: And that tradition MUST continue!! =)

Sips: I love that answer.
Update 6: R!4z: Brilliant! Why did I never think of that? LOL
Update 7: Galaxie: I wonder how far they'd make it, lol!
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