Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

What is consumption, fever, inflamation, extreme burning, sword smites, blasting, and mildew a sign of?

If you have those symptoms, what is the cause according to the Bible?


Deuteronomy 28:22 says that is the punishment for breaking a Commandment. Not Hell. Mildew.

Update 2:

I am important enough to have an imposter??? Way cool.

22 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    so how do you account for those who are not afflicted as you describe and yet have broken commandments. Not that I would advocate unethical or immoral behavior if one can determine just what they are.

  • 1 decade ago

    I first thought it were all signs of my period. Until I realized I'm male. Then I figured it must have been my punishment for not obeying God.

    God has every right to do that, of course. I'm getting a bit tired of the mildew though. The rest I can handle, and I know I deserve it. I just wish he stopped giving me mildew :(

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Man, if you have Mildew you're pretty much screwed. On a lighter note, it means: "Congratulations, You've just entered the end times!"

    Now come here and give me a big kiss to celebrate while I pour a drink......

    Or I'll just get that drink.

    Edit: I had an impostor today! Fun stuff!

  • 1 decade ago

    I have no idea, but it is good to see you rather than your impostor. God bless you.

    There was an old man fron scene 24 around for a while acting like a Bible thumper. Before I looked closely, I questioned the cross in his avatar, then he copied your photo.

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  • april
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    What the fa coc? Can you just skoosh over a little bit so that when G-d presses the smite button I won't be harmed?

  • 4 years ago

    Oh good lord... I think I may have injured my spleen laughing at this one! Um... yes... I think that the shiny, happy face that modern Christians like to put on the vengeful barbarism of the god of the Bible might be helped along quite nicely credibility-wise by the addition of flowers and teddy bears.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I was going to say an overdose of Viagra, but you threw the bible into the equation. Guess I'll have to rethink my position.

  • 1 decade ago

    Too many beans for dinner and a pissed of spouse dying under the covers.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Midlife crisis.

    Don't worry, there are other 50 year olds on this site willing to help you express your distress with your life.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Juniper berries!

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