In communist Russia, does God worship you?

Question

Update:

yes, I'm aware there is no more communist Russia. I am a Russian-American after all.

Answer 1

Favorite Answer

In Soviet Russia, joke ruins YOU!!!

In Soviet Russia...

* In Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, car drives YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, monkey spanks YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, toilet flushes YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, road forks YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, fish catches YOU!

* In Soviet Russia, radio listens to YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, chair sits on YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, cold catches YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, cow tips YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, sentence finishes YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, bong hits YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, bucket kicks YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, steak grills YOU!!!

* In Soviet Russia, CD burns YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, bar walks into YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, *** kicks YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, n00b pwns j00!!!

* In Soviet Russia, bag punches YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, frog dissects YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, kitten huffs YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, mouse traps YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, remote controls YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, movie pirates YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, day seizes YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, picture hangs YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, bank robs YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, deer hunts YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, roulette turns YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, laundry hangs YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, toast burns YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, corn pops YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, nut cracks YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, weight gains YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, Pokemon catches YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, dust bites YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, rocket launches YOU!!

* In Soviet Russia, Tree chops YOU!!

Answer 2

I presume you are aware that there's really no such thing as communist Russia anymore, right?

Answer 3

No, God loves you.