Since Evangelicals hate homosexuals but love their Bible, would it be possible to legalize "Bible marriage"?

Where people can legally get "married to a Bible"? And it would serve as a same function as a purity ring, only one is married to a Bible and can do whatever they do would do with their spouse to a Bible! They would love and cherish it for all of eternity, with civil law backing them! What do you... show more Where people can legally get "married to a Bible"?

And it would serve as a same function as a purity ring, only one is married to a Bible and can do whatever they do would do with their spouse to a Bible!

They would love and cherish it for all of eternity, with civil law backing them!

What do you say? :)
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