Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

POLL: What is this safe sex I hear so much about? Is it when you deadbolt the back door before you go to bed?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Is it when you have a padded head board?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Chastity Belts!

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  • Mr
    Lv 5
    1 decade ago

    It's just a phrase that us 'grown ups' use, a bit like a code word, don't worry a simpleton like yourself doesn't need to worry about what it really means, now get back to your work before you ask what a clitoris is...

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  • 1 decade ago

    Tell me about it. I tried to have sex with a safe but something that hard hurts my penis.... I need an explanation too

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    safe sex is when your kids come barging through the door or when the cops come knocking on the car window.

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  • 1 decade ago

    It must mean that cause I ain't never heard of such a thing LOL

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    No silly. It is when you have sex on the store safe at Wal-Mart

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  • Gringo
    Lv 6
    1 decade ago

    Douse penis liberally with D-Con roach spray before penetrating ape.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I was told if my Master takes the key to my handcuffs- He can go in or out any door he pleases..... ;-)

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  • 1 decade ago

    no, you gotta have a gun incase your house gets broken into mid bang-session. that way your safe from intruders

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  • 1 decade ago

    I thought it had something to do with banging the bank teller after hours?

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