R-r-r-r-r-rap off!!!!!!!?

Question

I've got a buddy in a heavy metal band,

He loves brutal riffs, he's a pretty neat man!

His name is Kerry and he's got a great beard,

Coupled with his baldness he's a force to be feared!

Reign In Blood was great, more BPM is great!

Slayer is so crunk, why the petty hate?

Kerry! Keep it real!

Update:

@ Alcoholic Weed

Yo!

No need to get racist,

Bout time that you faced it,

You just need to taste it,

It's here for good, can't escape it!

Show some love!

Show some respect!

See the white dove!

Intolerance should go to heck!

Answer 1

Favorite Answer

I got a Lil Jon Krunk Cup with your name on it.

Source(s): WHAT? YEAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Answer 2

Harder than metal, tougher than nails

Messing me is like taking on hell

Be prepare to face the wrath of the devil

Insane to the bone, and a true rebel

My mind is nothing but a blunder

But when I speak it shakes glass like thunder

The Midwest Arsonist be burning up yo town

You can't f**k with this psychotic clown

The Midwest Arsonist

Answer 3

yo

i know this dude named dave

homes more gadgets than the bat cave

he's the crunkest ginger around

lindsay lohan is the clown

nobody can beat megadeth

cuz he rhymes like he's on meth

EDIT:

my flow is so dope

i rapped all the hope

from the catholic pope

i pray he can cope

i reign in blood

im the hottest stud

to walk this earth

you wanna know my worth?

angel of death was the hottest track

lil wayne i Bit*h slap

with my spiked bracelet

he needs to face it.

word.

EDIT:

yo im fcuking hostile

dog sh*t, yeah you're a pile

i give props to dime

who's guitar playing was a crime.

he had the hottest solos

that make me lean like a cholo

and oh man, his riffs

that kid had a gift

there's no doubt he's a beast

dime man rest in peace.

peace dawg.

Answer 4

Ill leave you twitching or dead, with a bullet in your head, did you hear what i said?

You think your cool but i rule the school, so don't be a fool just clean up your drool,

You just got SCHOOLED!

Source(s): in my head or was it your moms bed?

Answer 5

That was the worst rap i ever heard

I bet you'd be a good nerd

You sound like a dead raccoon

I'll try and get you some lessons soon

Hopefully in the future you will improve

cause if you enter a contest you will lose

WORD!

Answer 6

Yo, my name's David G,

My rhymes sting like a bee,

My band's music makes you think,

and by the way, which one's Pink?

Answer 7

Dogg, I'm straight up thug

You think you can rap with me

Filthy bug

I'll do work on yo ****

But if you give me best answer

I'll give you a pass.

Peace

Answer 8

this sucka thinks he can rhyme

but he be trippin (his shoes are untied)'

weeerrrrddd

thumbs down is dope

i'll get some thumbs up (i hope)

yahoo's on a godd@mn coffee break

peace out, i've got some cookies to bake..

Answer 9

back up in your @ss with the resurection

sor reee

i didnt know where to start

and i was watchin office space

and i love that part

when i think about bands

i could rap about

i'm a lyrical old man

limpin with the gout

Answer 10

Yeaaaah! Boyeeeee! Get it!