R-r-r-r-r-rap off!!!!!!!?

Question

I've got a buddy in a heavy metal band, He loves brutal riffs, he's a pretty neat man! His name is Kerry and he's got a great beard, Coupled with his baldness he's a force to be feared! Reign In Blood was great, more BPM is great! Slayer is so crunk, why the petty hate? Kerry! Keep it real!

Answer 1

I got a Lil Jon Krunk Cup with your name on it.

Answer 2

Ill leave you twitching or dead, with a bullet in your head, did you hear what i said?
You think your cool but i rule the school, so don't be a fool just clean up your drool,
You just got SCHOOLED!

Answer 3

Harder than metal, tougher than nails
Messing me is like taking on hell
Be prepare to face the wrath of the devil
Insane to the bone, and a true rebel
My mind is nothing but a blunder
But when I speak it shakes glass like thunder
The Midwest Arsonist be burning up yo town
You can't f**k with this psychotic clown

The Midwest Arsonist

Answer 4

Dogg, I'm straight up thug
You think you can rap with me
Filthy bug
I'll do work on yo ****
But if you give me best answer
I'll give you a pass.

Peace

Answer 5

Yo, my name's David G,
My rhymes sting like a bee,
My band's music makes you think,
and by the way, which one's Pink?

Answer 6

That was the worst rap i ever heard
I bet you'd be a good nerd
You sound like a dead raccoon
I'll try and get you some lessons soon
Hopefully in the future you will improve
cause if you enter a contest you will lose

WORD!

Answer 7

yo

i know this dude named dave
homes more gadgets than the bat cave
he's the crunkest ginger around
lindsay lohan is the clown
nobody can beat megadeth
cuz he rhymes like he's on meth

EDIT:
my flow is so dope
i rapped all the hope
from the catholic pope
i pray he can cope

i reign in blood
im the hottest stud
to walk this earth
you wanna know my worth?

angel of death was the hottest track
lil wayne i Bit*h slap
with my spiked bracelet
he needs to face it.

word.

EDIT:
yo im fcuking hostile
dog sh*t, yeah you're a pile
i give props to dime
who's guitar playing was a crime.
he had the hottest solos
that make me lean like a cholo
and oh man, his riffs
that kid had a gift
there's no doubt he's a beast
dime man rest in peace.

peace dawg.

Answer 8

back up in your @ss with the resurection

sor reee
i didnt know where to start
and i was watchin office space
and i love that part

when i think about bands
i could rap about
i'm a lyrical old man
limpin with the gout

Answer 9

Fast forward selecta!

Answer 10

I'ma show you up homie G

I was in my klan
drivin' aroun'
then a ******* came
while i was drivin' downtown
He showed me up while in my 1996 Volvo
while he used his damn Ferrari Enzo

EDIT!

I may be racist
even though i am
you shouldn't put that on me
cause i really dont give a damn
i say what i want and do what i want
nobody will stop me from doing that
even though you may be hatin'
all i know is nazis rule this nation