R-r-r-r-r-rap off!!!!!!!?

I've got a buddy in a heavy metal band,

He loves brutal riffs, he's a pretty neat man!

His name is Kerry and he's got a great beard,

Coupled with his baldness he's a force to be feared!

Reign In Blood was great, more BPM is great!

Slayer is so crunk, why the petty hate?

Kerry! Keep it real!


@ Alcoholic Weed


No need to get racist,

Bout time that you faced it,

You just need to taste it,

It's here for good, can't escape it!

Show some love!

Show some respect!

See the white dove!

Intolerance should go to heck!

13 Answers

  • 1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    I got a Lil Jon Krunk Cup with your name on it.

  • 1 decade ago

    Harder than metal, tougher than nails

    Messing me is like taking on hell

    Be prepare to face the wrath of the devil

    Insane to the bone, and a true rebel

    My mind is nothing but a blunder

    But when I speak it shakes glass like thunder

    The Midwest Arsonist be burning up yo town

    You can't f**k with this psychotic clown

    The Midwest Arsonist

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago


    i know this dude named dave

    homes more gadgets than the bat cave

    he's the crunkest ginger around

    lindsay lohan is the clown

    nobody can beat megadeth

    cuz he rhymes like he's on meth


    my flow is so dope

    i rapped all the hope

    from the catholic pope

    i pray he can cope

    i reign in blood

    im the hottest stud

    to walk this earth

    you wanna know my worth?

    angel of death was the hottest track

    lil wayne i Bit*h slap

    with my spiked bracelet

    he needs to face it.



    yo im fcuking hostile

    dog sh*t, yeah you're a pile

    i give props to dime

    who's guitar playing was a crime.

    he had the hottest solos

    that make me lean like a cholo

    and oh man, his riffs

    that kid had a gift

    there's no doubt he's a beast

    dime man rest in peace.

    peace dawg.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Ill leave you twitching or dead, with a bullet in your head, did you hear what i said?

    You think your cool but i rule the school, so don't be a fool just clean up your drool,

    You just got SCHOOLED!

    Source(s): in my head or was it your moms bed?
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    That was the worst rap i ever heard

    I bet you'd be a good nerd

    You sound like a dead raccoon

    I'll try and get you some lessons soon

    Hopefully in the future you will improve

    cause if you enter a contest you will lose


  • 1 decade ago

    Yo, my name's David G,

    My rhymes sting like a bee,

    My band's music makes you think,

    and by the way, which one's Pink?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Dogg, I'm straight up thug

    You think you can rap with me

    Filthy bug

    I'll do work on yo ****

    But if you give me best answer

    I'll give you a pass.


  • this sucka thinks he can rhyme

    but he be trippin (his shoes are untied)'


    thumbs down is dope

    i'll get some thumbs up (i hope)

    yahoo's on a godd@mn coffee break

    peace out, i've got some cookies to bake..

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    back up in your @ss with the resurection

    sor reee

    i didnt know where to start

    and i was watchin office space

    and i love that part

    when i think about bands

    i could rap about

    i'm a lyrical old man

    limpin with the gout

  • 1 decade ago

    Yeaaaah! Boyeeeee! Get it!

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