Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Society & CultureReligion & Spirituality · 1 decade ago

Religiously Speaking, why do Fruit Flies swarm my house whenever I have Homosexual Friends over to Visit?

What the Hell is this all about?

11 Answers

Relevance
  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Favorite Answer

    Maybe they're trying to get good seats to watch all the 'action' that's about to happen.

  • 1 decade ago

    Because there's more than just one fruit in the house now, and much fruit draws the flies !

  • 1 decade ago

    Time flies like an arrow.

    Fruit flies like a banana.

  • 1 decade ago

    Because you flit about and fuss over all those fabulous drinks and sweet treats that you prepare for your friends.

    What a wonderful host!

  • How do you think about the answers? You can sign in to vote the answer.
  • 1 decade ago

    Don't worry about it. I doubt if homosexual people will be visiting you anymore.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Quit serving strawberry daiquiris & wine coolers.

  • 1 decade ago

    Do they bring rotten banana? You should check

  • 1 decade ago

    Did you tell them they could bring their friends?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Because your gay friends are sweet?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Tell those people to leave if it troubles you- it's not a problem, they already have their sh*t packed!

Still have questions? Get your answers by asking now.