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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

Nora Roberts Poll: Can you name 239 things you'd rather do than watch a Lifetime movie?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    1. Beat off

    2. Make a smoothie

    3. Beat off and make a smootie

    4. Snort season salt

    5. Clip my toenails

    6. Mail you my toenail clippings

    7. Make coffee

    8. Drink coffee

    9. Go for a bike ride

    10. Email Chacha

    11. Watch Drawn Together

    12. Go camping

    13. Mow the lawn

    14. Shave my junk

    15. Smoke pot

    16. Study Chinese

    17. Touch my toes

    18. Do jumping jacks

    19. Scream at my broken car

    20. Sniff one of those toenail clippings

    21. Watch Fight Club

    22. Burn my finger with a lighter

    23. Slash the tires on my broken car

    24. Type the number 25 twice

    25. Make more coffee

    26. Hit up the Wendy's drive thru

    27. Take a picture of my undies for Chacha

    28. Buy new undies first

    29. Use a dab of hand sanitizer

    30. Crack my back by sneezing

    31. Yell at a racist half-Filipino kid

    32. Touch his mom inappropriately

    33. Discover Atlantis

    34. Hike the Great Wall of China

    35. Bang a hot Thai ladyboy

    36. Roll a blunt and smoke it nude with you

    37. Make biscuits and gravy

    38. Start a campfire

    39. Learn the names of 6 constellations

    40. Take a class on organic gardening

    41. Email Phil J.

    42. Go trout fishing

    43. Go trout fisting

    44. Go scuba diving

    45. Learn Kung Fu

    46. Apply suntan lotion to Tublet

    47. Get eaten by a giant bunny rabbit

    48. Drink green tea at the base of the Great Pyramid

    49. Attend a Wiccan wedding

    50. Slap a hippie

    51. Get high with that hippie

    52. Drop acid at the Superbowl

    53. Pee on Karl Rove's head

    54. Watch a Monk marathon on USA

    55. Change my bong water

    56. Drive to Alaska

    57. Punch a gnome

    58. Pick up dog poop

    59. Email the Queen of England

    60. Listen to Queen at YouTube

    61. Listen to Ween at YouTube

    62. Post a video of my peen on YouTube

    63. Stare at my new bike

    64. Clean my fish tanks

    65. Take a nap

    239. Beat off

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  • Sally
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Watch Free Movies Online

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  • Gloria
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Star Wars Episode II with Samuel L Jackson

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  • 1 decade ago

    If you're having Lifetime movie problems, I feel bad for you son

    I got 239 problems, but Nora Roberts ain't one

    HIT ME!

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  • Kat*
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    #1. Watch Dr. Phil. And I am not a fan of Dr. Phil.

    #2 - 238. Clean my house from top to bottom.

    #239. See numbers 1 - 238.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I can name 37 billion things I'd rather do than watch a lifetime movie

    but... I have a limited amount of space

    Source(s): 1 on the list: make someone sit on the shower floor, crying, wishing they could just get clean
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It took me 239 strokes to reach release last time.

    Source(s): is that a lot?
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I love Lifetime! I grab a flavored International Coffee and a box of Kleenex and lose myself for hours in moves where women die of cancer.

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  • 239? There's probably about that many women in the WNBA. What the hell, line 'em up, I'll do 'em in order of height.

    Source(s): <<< good sport
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    dingel 239 times?

    Source(s): thats the last nice answer you'll get from me
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