What should my middle name be?

Now that I'm using my middle initial (D) in my username, there has been a growing amount of speculation. "What does the D stand for?" "Who is this mysterious yet incredibly attractive man?" "We have to know!" "Why is this guy always talking about his unit?" So... show more Now that I'm using my middle initial (D) in my username, there has been a growing amount of speculation.

"What does the D stand for?"
"Who is this mysterious yet incredibly attractive man?"
"We have to know!"
"Why is this guy always talking about his unit?"

So I put it up to a poll. What do you guys think my middle name (starting with a D) is?
Update: Top Suggested Category:

Pregnancy & Parenting > Pregnancy
Update 2: Ms. SERIOUSLY
Yes, they care. I get floods of emails on a daily basis with inquiries about what that initial stands for, however, it is a closely guarded secret.
Update 3: Those thumbs down aren't from me, by the way. I gave you a thumbs up, I think rude is a bit harsh, I prefer the term sassy.
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