Who would win a Basketball game between Paris Hilton Vs Jessica Simpson?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    Paris Hilton, actually.

    Jessica is so dumb, she put Paris Hilton on her shoulders so Paris could reach the net to shoot!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Jessica Simpson

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  • Ace
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    The hoop because both Paris Hilton and Jessica Simpson wouldnt know what to do with the basketball

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Jessica Simpson.

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  • 4 years ago

    Jessica

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  • *Ms.D*
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Paris Hilton...

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  • 1 decade ago

    Paris.... with that recently ginormous a*s of Jessicas, her center of gravity is much lower to ground, so she would be hard to push off the blocks... but the A*s would also slow her down, and Seeing as Paris is basically a Living Skeleton, Her Quickness and Lack of Weight would allow her to float up to the rim for repeated dunks over Ms.Simpson... Paris gets to H-O-R-S-E first.. Game Hilton.

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  • papaw
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Jessica; she's way too athletic for Paris. Paris is just a toy thing; Jessica is the real thing

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  • It depends on which one decides it's worth breaking a nail for. I'd say Jessica, only because Paris would refuse to try. Jessica would risk the nail breaking because of her incessant need to impress her boyfriend, Gag me.. After numerous tries it would have to fall in.

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  • 1 decade ago

    jessica simpson paris is just a stick with no meat on her bones

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