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Anonymous asked in HealthOptical · 1 decade ago

Male contacts don't look! Ladies and medical professionals only! Question about poop.?

Why is it that when you are on your menstral cycle you poop a lot more often?

Update:

OK MMMM B'eer. But don't say that I didn't warn you.

Update 2:

Verchina Xpert, this morning when I was with Walt I had other things on my mind rather than pooping issues. Besides, I am not asking for myself; I don't poop. Just looking for general information here.

Update 3:

Out of 10 answers, 5 are male. And men wonder why we women think that they don't listen.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    I always thought it was a direct result of the increased amount of Ben & Jerry's I consumed in one sitting.

    Do you think all us ILF Girls are all synced up?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Sydney,

    You know you could have asked this question when you were in the orifice...errr....office this morning.

    As a medical professional I ASSure you you are quite normal in this regard.

    My feelings are deeply hurt that you feel compelled to seek medical advice from complete and total strangers instead of myself.

    I will NOT inform WALT of this little matter. I'm sure he would be crushed being your primary "care" giver.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    HAW HAW

    don't feel bad...everybody poops.

    It is the way of the body getting rid of any sprem babbies, but this does indicate that you have allowed sprem in the backdoor. Tsk Tsk. You know that that activity is more risky for the transmission of STDs. However 2000 butt squeezes and 400 squat thrusts will build a natural immunity.

    Source(s): <-- Mine smells like chocolate mint though
  • 1 decade ago

    it has to do with the hormone progesterone. it is responsible for ovulation and egg production and peaks in levels mid cycle. it is also responsible for maintaining pregnancy, so if an egg is fertilized it keeps increasing throughout pregnancy and your periods stop. it relaxes your uterus to expand and sustain a pregnancy, and as it's so close to your intestines, it relaxes and slows everything down, that's why pregnant women get constipated. if an egg is not fertilized the levels drop back down and your period starts. and your bowels then get their groove back and start poopin!

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  • 1 decade ago

    It makes for great conversation at work, though.

    Example: "I need two asiago roast beef sandwiches on the fly. Gee, don't you guys hate period poop?"

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Your body knows that cramps are cramps so your supposed to be bleeding or pooping so it decides to do both because your not irradiated enough as it is!

    I haven't had a period in almost 6 years! I love it!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    lmao you don't poop. Thats hilarious.

    bowel, uterus very close together.......all irritated together and cramping makes other cramping and woo hoo lots of poop. When you are pregnut it is even worse, diarrhoea can make you go into labour in extreme cases.

    lmao you're talking about poop.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    it's a hormonal thing. when your ute is cleaning itself out by shedding its lining and unfertilized eggs, the rest of your system is triggered into a little spring cleaning as well. you should also find changes in your skin, appetite, etc. I no longer enjoy visits from Aunt Flo, but remember them fondly.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You're mistaking not listening with not complying darling.

    And girls don't poop, I don't know why you'd ask this.

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Dang, I thought I was going to see some sexy female secrets, but its just the opposite.

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