Is Jesus Christ Affiliated With The Miller Brewing Company?

I drank a twelve pack of Miller Chill last night and talked to Jesus for the first time in years. So, I wonder, do you think Jesus Christ is affiliated with the Miller Brewing Company? I never had this experience with any Budweiser products.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    They are Belgian now so it is more then possible that Bud will be reformulated to contain 40% more Jesus.

    Source(s): Good to see you. :)
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  • 1 decade ago

    It's not the actual affiliation with Miller that allowed Jesus back into your life after all these years. Your spiritual experience was more likely triggered by your sudden 'up-grade' to a classier beer.

    With this new found level of enlightenment when you feel spiritually bold enough you can up-grade to an even classier beer, like a Beck or Michelob, and Jesus will answer you back. And when you're ready for the final leap, having God speak to you directly, you can achieve this by switching to a Sam Adams Lager.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Seriously?

    I had the same experience with 3 bottles of Boone's Farm, 4 Margaritas, a box of Laffy Taffy, and a pony.

    There might've been some other substances involved, but things got hazy when I started carrying on conversation with Jim Morrison and the pony told me how to get to the Promised Land.

    I'm still not quite sure how that pony even got here, but I have photographic evidence of it hanging out in my yard, if you're interested.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Well, Jesus fixed my bike for 125 dollars last week and will grease my chain for free whenever I stop by after a wet ride. He owns a small mom & pop bike shop that isn't trendy and full of itself like all the others. One of those places looked at my bike and told me to tune it up would cost more than the bike was worth- (bull- sh*t). Thanks to Jesus I'm riding to work again and loving it.

    His shop is named after his daughter, Gabriella.

    If Jesus was affiliated with anything it would be pot (I've personally spoken with his H.R guy "Death", after smoking herb), but if it had to be a brew.. his loving essence MUST be inside a pint of Bass Ale on tap. When I drink me one of those I FEEL the holy spirit in me!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    He is affiliated with ALL former Philip Morris subsidiaries. Who else could have made Kraft Macaroni and Cheese "the cheesiest™"?

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  • 1 decade ago

    Jesus was a Carpenter, not a Brewer. He used to make sticky sweet music - huh?

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  • 1 decade ago

    i have ownership of millwaki brewery world wide my guess is you want it so id have to pass sorry confliuct of interest as souls own it know

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Blasphemer. Jeebus only drinks the Buds.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    It may just be that you actually consumed miller chill.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Possibly. I think they used to spell it Milner. I know the family is well known for their wine.

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