Falafel Or Loofah, Does Bill O'Reilly Know The Difference?

Bill O'Reilly honed his sometimes questionable er, journalistic chops as an anchor on "Inside Edition," he constantly reminds of his journalism skills. He is prone to exaggeration, to put it mildly. A trait that most serious journalists try to keep in check, in order to be taken seriously. At... show more Bill O'Reilly honed his sometimes questionable er, journalistic chops as an anchor on "Inside Edition," he constantly reminds of his journalism skills. He is prone to exaggeration, to put it mildly. A trait that most serious journalists try to keep in check, in order to be taken seriously.

At different times he's claimed to have been a soldier, a war correspondent, and even tried to talk at least one female coworker into believing that he has some elevated skills wielding a falafal--which, unless you run a middle eastern deli, wasn't what most people would first think of bringing to a sexual tryst (or one that they were trying to line up, as it should be noted that his coworker declined both the sandwich and Mr O'Really's advances).

My question is did Bill, our erstwhile cub reporter over at Fox News, ever learn the difference, or was he actually planning on using the falafel on the young lady? Do you conservative women find Mr O'Reilly as irresistible as he fancies himself?
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