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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicMusicRap and Hip-Hop · 1 decade ago

what if hip hop was high school?

If Hip Hop was High School

Lil Kim would be the school hoe.

J-Lo would be the school slut.

Master P would be the basketball star.

P Diddy would be the annoying dork.

Jay-Z would be the pretty boy everybody Envied...Roc-a-Fella­­­­ would be his Clique

Nas would be the nerd who passed all his classes and was real

Afro-Centric but not enough to hang with the Afro-Centric weed smoking crew consisting of Mos Def and Such..

D-Block and Ruff Ryders would be the gutter clique who played sports and stole things and most of the clique would be suspended anyway

Dr. Dre would be the O.G. who thought he knew everything.

Foxy Brown would be the Queen of the School and would go with Jay-Z at homecoming

R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and be parkin at the school and comin to homecomin wit his lil cuz. Ashanti would be the head cheerleader.

Eminem would be the white dude who..s gettin.. his *** whooped everyday ...oh wait, he was!

Rihanna would be the foreign girl from the carribeans whom guys would hit on

christina millan would be the sweet girl who everyone wants to tap but is a virgin

Flavor Flav Would Be The Old Janitor With Bad Breath

Nelly would be the pretty-boy sophomore that plays on the varsity football team and all the females love him and most of the guys hate him.

50 cent would be the guy who's been shot before and thinks he's cool because of that

Lil Jon would be the loud special ed student that takes classes at the back of the school.

Eminem would be the crazy white boy with a all black crew who every body liked because he was funny.

Westside Connection would be the school bullies that beat everybody up

as would be the dude normal popular kids ***** figure out,but around his crew he was tha sh*t.

J-Lo would be the school slut.

Dr. Dre would be the O.G. that knew everything and was respected by everyone.

R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to girls

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    lol @

    R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and be parkin at the school and comin to homecomin wit his lil cuz. Ashanti would be the head cheerleader. R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to girls

    Flavor Flav Would Be The Old Janitor With Bad Breath

    Lil Jon would be the loud special ed student that takes classes at the back of the school.

    those were the best ones.....I could see it happening.......haha

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    What about Kanye West & Lupe Fiasco?

    For real, I dun' think Jay Z is a pretty boy, but he'd probably be mad popular and I agree about Roc-a-Fella being his clique. You also forgot about Beyonce, TI, Soulja Boy, and all those other fools. lol.

    And I'd probably get beat up and shiz cuz I'm a white chick. lol. Or maybe I'd be liked by a lotta people since I always keep it real ;)

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I don't think the school would last long. Probably after a while stic.man and M-1(otherwise known as dead prez) along with Immortal Technique would burn the school to the ground.

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  • 4 years ago

    Lil Wayne looks like a hillbilly.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lil Wayne would be the white kid that hangs out with all the black ppl

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  • Good one Wendy, now that would an interesting school to attend.

    Source(s): Myself.
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  • 1 decade ago

    That sounds good 2 me i love NELLY!!!! All you need is Soulja Boy and TI

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    If I was there I'd be the coolest not Jay-Z you idiot.

    Edit:R Kelly would go back to the 3rd grade to piss on little girls heads.

    Source(s): I would be in Eminem crew.
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    the other guy did it better before he deleted the question

    and Jay is not a pretty boy

    hes fugly

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    haha pretty funny. But what is the question?

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