He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film.
LIQUIDITY -- Definition: when you look at your retirement funds and wet your pants.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.
I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
Patience is a virtue, but it takes too long
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world’s population.
The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
Funny ... I don't remember being absent-minded.
I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Fobidden fruit creates many jams.