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Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles · 1 decade ago

what about this golden oldie?

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals.

The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.

The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples."

The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your b**t without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."

The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries.

When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven.

The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"

The second one replied, "I couldn't help it,

I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

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  • 1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    oh my gosh

    u really got me going here. ROFL LMAO!

    i have never heard this one before.

    wait till i tell the guys about this one.

    thank u!! :)

  • 4 years ago

    here are some bands from that time era you were referring to: depeche mode tears for fears the cure klaus nomi Michael jackson the vapours A-Ha Olivia Newton John New Kids on the Block Toto Kylie Minogue Taylor Dayne Bee Gee's Men at Work Blondie A Flock of Seagulls Erasure Genesis Pet Shop Boys Living in a Box The Clash Men Without Hats Queen David Bowie Rick Astley Freez Howard Jones Alphaville Madonna Pink Floyd Sting Roxette

  • 1 decade ago

    HaHaHaHa that so funny...you deserve a STAR...thanks 4 the laugh...yeh old but still funny

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Very funny!

    It's old but still good for a laugh

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  • 1 decade ago

    yo simply rocik i mean rocking out on the floor with L

  • Jared
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    Oh my god, I tell this exact same joke but with apples, grapes and a watermelon!

    Jared.

  • Its funny! But too common:(

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    HAHAHAHAHA u diserve a star

  • 1 decade ago

    OMG THATS SO FUNNY!

  • 1 decade ago

    lol

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