Harry Potter fans:How long was Harry's wand, if you know what I mean?

LOL, I was thinking about that because I was rereading OOTP and I saw a sentence that made me crack up with laughter.

(OOTP, Chapter 1) - A silvery wisp of vapor shot from the tip of his wand and the dementor slowed.

(CS, Chapter 15) - Instead he scribbled a note to Ron: Let's do it tonight.

(POA, Chapter 12) - Something whooshed suddenly out the end of his wand.

And another one I remember was: Harry firm grip tightened around his wand.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    They're HILARIOUS aren't they?! I particularly like something Harry said in OotP the movie. When Snape is teaching harry legilemency and Harry is just like 'we've been at it for hours, if I could just rest!'

    HAHAHA! And I know about the 'Let's do it tonight' with Ron! I cracked up too! I wonder if JK actually did this kind of stuff on purpose? I also laughed out loud when Harry was buying his wand before his first year at Hogwarts and Olivander was like 'this wand.... flexible.' Oh my they were so funny.

    As to how long Harry's wand is, I do not know... you'd have to ask Ginny. A bit sickening. OH! You HAVE TO GO TO THE CHAPTER WHERE HARRY BUYS HIS WAND AND REPLACE 'wand' with 'wang'!

    You'll NEVER be the same again!

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Lol. Oh no, you've discovered the infamous Harry Potter innuendos.

    There's a whole list somewhere. But JK Rowling actually joked about that when she was reading an excerpt from Deathly Hallows in New York.

    But to answer your question: his wand is 11 inches long!!

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  • 1 decade ago

    ROFL! You know I hate to admit it but I was thinking the same thing about (CS, Chapter 15) - Instead he scribbled a note to Ron: Let's do it tonight. lol.... Look at these...

    "What d'you mean, I'm not brave in bed?" said Harry, completely nonplussed. (14)

    "...I know you did Mark Evans two nights ago --"

    "He was asking for it," snarled Dudley. (13)

    "Ah well...wand still in your jeans?" (53)

    "There was a groan of bedsprings, and Harry's mattress descended a few inches as George sat down near his feet.

    "So, got there yet?" said George eagerly. (100)

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  • Anna
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    1 decade ago

    OMFG my sides hurt so much from laughing at the last one.

    wow 11 inches Ginny must've had a lot of fun, if you know what i mean.

    wow i didn't notice JK made it seem that way if you thought about it.

    Source(s): Reading HP
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  • 1 decade ago

    This brings a whole new meaning to the length and thickness of Harry's wand

    Congratulations you have now made Harry potter an adult novel LOL

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    OMG I almost spit cheetos all over the computer. I thought that might be what you were referring to lol. Whatever the size it gave Ginny a good thrill.

    Source(s): 3 kids, James, Albus and Lily.
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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    his wand was 11 inches, holly, phoenix feather core (fawkes)

    LOL, that made me laugh a lot, I had forgotten most of that stuff

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  • LMAO oo-er

    11 inches and thank god jk rowling has a sense of humour about it.

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  • LMAO!!

    I've heard it's very long.....

    Those sentences are funny I remember the 2nd one, it made me laugh so hard.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahha niceeeee!

    wow i didnt know that a book for teens could be so vulger hahaha

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