Oh, plenty of stories.
Pick up lines:
"My friend is deaf, can he have your number?"
(I was like, "How could he talk on the phone if he's deaf?")
(I was walking in the park)
And then guys get into personal lives.
"Yeah, I have the willpower to control boners. And if I can't, well, they'll observe the gift God gave me."
"I had too much fruit punch. It hurts when I pee."
"I love Lucky Charms! They're magically delicious!" "Well, do you know what else is? My balls!"
"I think I tore my groin in gym."