Does anyone know any Morris jokes that ridicule the English?

The English stereotype being selfishness, pig-headedness, arrogance and stupidity through self-inflicted ignorance.

Here are a few to get you started.

Morris calls Easyjet to book a flight. The operator asks 'How many people are flying with you?'

Morris replies 'I dont know! It’s your f***ing plane!!'

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Two English couples decided to swap partners for the night. After 3 hours of amazing sex Morris says to Nigel 'I wonder how the girls are getting on'

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Farmer Morris is said to be shocked at finding out all his cows have Bluetongue. 'Well bugger me' he said, 'I didnt even know they had mobile phones!'

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Morris takes his new wife to bed on their wedding night. She undresses & lies on the bed spreadeagled & says 'You know what I want dont you?'

'Yeah,' says Morris. 'The whole friggin’ bed by the looks of it!'

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    no sorry i do not..

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