A joke ... Old people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!?

Old people have problems that you haven't even considered yet!

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said,

'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.'

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which

was as clean and empty as it was on the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc, it's like this - first I tried

with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked

my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing ...

She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing.

We even called up Arlene, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands,

then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing' it between her knees, but still nothing.

The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbour?'

The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    Haha AMAZING joke! LMAO!

    This, like, totally made my day!

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  • 1 decade ago

    HAHAHA that's funny!! i thought the jar was clean because he lost his lil blue pill :P

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    This is what I call a twist in the tail. How you made me laugh !

  • 1 decade ago

    lol heard it before but still one of my favorite jokes

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  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahahaha thats freaking funny.... nice one....

  • 1 decade ago

    ahahaha i was expecting something else!!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    hahahahahaha!!! that wuz funny!!!:D

  • cute one, thanks for the laugh

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