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these are real funny quotes Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to... show more these are real funny quotes

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
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The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.
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Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...
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Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.
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