Because it's rubbish and intellectually beneath me. A stupid little teenage girl book, with a crappy, unbelievable romance theme, little storyline, imbecilic, one dimensional characters and reading it makes me cringe. It's such a bad cliche, you just imagine it on stage, with bad actors and with a crappy, cheap background set that falls over when the actors are talking in their hammy Shakesperean voices.
The main thing i hate about this book (other then the way these teeny boppers act over it) is the 'romance' story. Does it really sound plausible to you that this old vampire who can live forever and has seen the world falls in love with some stupid, dull, bland child? Imagine being 80 and going out with a 2 year old. It makes as much sense as that.
Then there's the whole buffy and angel, we can't have sex nonsense. Been there, done that, got the t-shirt. Why cant she think of her own ideas.
Stephanie Meyer seems like some sad, fat old heffer sitting at home alone all through her teenage years dreaming of her perfect guy who has no personality and just does whatever she wants. Then when she gets older she creates this boring creature, and a shoddy, lackluster story to form loosely around it.
That and more is why i hate twilight.