How does the phrase "No Chance without Jesus" make any sense?

What if you are a dude and you really want Jesus but he isn't into dudes? Wouldn't it be "Not standing a chance with Jesus"? Or what if you are a hot, skinny chick and Jesus is into fat, bald chicks? Wouldn't it be "You will not be feeling Jesus inside you anytime soon"? This... show more What if you are a dude and you really want Jesus but he isn't into dudes? Wouldn't it be "Not standing a chance with Jesus"?

Or what if you are a hot, skinny chick and Jesus is into fat, bald chicks? Wouldn't it be "You will not be feeling Jesus inside you anytime soon"?

This phrase is too general and vague.
Update: You're right, I probably am a complete idiot. Then again, if I am I wouldn't realize it anyway.
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