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Anonymous asked in Education & ReferenceQuotations · 1 decade ago

Can you give me cute and funny quotes to put on my aim buddy info?

i think my buddy info is too boring now

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plzzzz answer i need answers NOW!! my buddy info is 2 dull! thank you 2 all who answered 4 mee!

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  • Jo W
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    1 decade ago
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    Here are some funny quotes -

    “My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.” - Ashleigh Brilliant

    “When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.” - Mae West

    “The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good things for the first time” - Friedrich Nietzsche

    “The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.” - Oscar Wilde

    “I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.” - Rodney Dangerfield

    “The Jersey mentality is: I work, I drink, I stay up all night, I try to meet a girl, it's a waste of time.” - Gerard Way

    “Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” - Drew Carey

    Here are some excellent & cute quotes just for you -

    “Came but for friendship, and took away love.” - Thomas Moore

    “Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it.” - Swedish Proverb

    “If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” - A. A. Milne

    “For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.” - Judy Garland

    “True love always makes a man better, no matter what woman inspires it” - Alexandre Dumas Père

    “I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.” - Arthur Rubinstein

    “Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.” - Charles Caleb Colton

    “Woman reaches love through friendship; man reaches friendship through love” - Mohammed Hijazi

    “I love you,

    Not only for what you are,

    But for what I am

    When I am with you.

    I love you,

    Not only for what

    You have made of yourself,

    But for what

    You are making of me.

    I love you

    For the part of me

    That you bring out;

    I love you

    For putting your hand

    Into my heaped-up heart

    And passing over

    All the foolish, weak things

    That you can’t help

    Dimly seeing there,

    And for drawing out

    Into the light

    All the beautiful belongings

    That no one else had looked

    Quite far enough to find.

    I love you because you

    Are helping me to make

    Of the lumber of my life

    Not a tavern

    But a temple;

    Out of the works

    Of my every day

    Not a reproach

    But a song.

    I love you

    Because you have done

    More than any creed

    Could have done

    To make me good

    And more than any fate

    Could have done

    To make me happy.

    You have done it

    Without a touch,

    Without a word,

    Without a sign.

    You have done it

    By being yourself.

    Perhaps that is what

    Being a friend means,

    After all.” - Roy Croft

    “I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.” - Pietro Aretino

    “I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. I love you not only for what you have made of yourself, but for what you are making of me. I love you for the part of me that you bring out.” - Roy Croft

    “You're my sweetheart to the max. I love you like Crispy Critters.” - Wesley Willis

    “Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not like you. Ignore me, and I may not forgive you. Encourage me, and I will not forget you. Love me and I may be forced to love you.” - William Arthur Ward

    “You taught me to love fearlessly and to open up my heart. I've never known anyone like you. I love you to no end.” - Phil Martin

    “Some people never say the words 'I love you'. It's not their style to be so bold. Some people never say those words: 'I love you' But, like a child, they're longing to be told.” - Paul Simon

    Here are the sources -

    Quotesdaddy.com/quote/59255/ashleigh-brilliant/my-play-was-a-complete-success-the-audience-was-a

    Quotesdaddy.com/quote/1016839/mae-west/when-choosing-between-two-evils-i-always-like-to-try

    http://www.quotesdaddy.com/quote/1289830/friedrich...

    http://www.quotesdaddy.com/quote/960431/oscar-wild...

    http://www.quotesdaddy.com/quote/759555/rodney-dan...

    http://www.quotesdaddy.com/quote/545858/gerard-way...

    http://www.quotesdaddy.com/quote/380754/drew-carey...

    http://www.quotesdaddy.com/quote/345179/thomas-moo...

    http://www.quotesdaddy.com/quote/624053/swedish-pr...

    http://www.quotesdaddy.com/quote/50/a-a-milne/if-y...

    http://www.quotesdaddy.com/quote/941710/judy-garla...

    http://www.quotesdaddy.com/find/tag/love/1

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  • 4 years ago

    i am having the same problem as you but i have two that might help. #1. I meant what I said,and I said what I meant:an elephants faithful a hundred percent.Horton Hatches the Egg #2.If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. - Winnie The Pooh If you have any good ones for me please email me with them thanks

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  • 1 decade ago

    "Live free or die: Death is not the worst of evils."

    - General John Stark, July 31, 1809

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