Ever heard of the Nun that walked into Hooters?

A nun, badly needing to use the rest-room, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off."

Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.

However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the rest-room ?"

The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."

"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause.

She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't

understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the rest-room?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"

"No thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out."

"Now, how about that drink?"

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  • 1 decade ago
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    That was sooo funny! Here's a nun joke for you:

    Arthur was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

    "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"

    Now Arthur gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.

    "How do *you* know, Sister?"

    "My Mother Superior told me so"

    "But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?"

    "Don't be ridiculous - of course I have never taken alcohol myself"

    "Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"

    "How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"

    "I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, them no-one will know"

    The Nun reluctantly agrees, so Arthur goes inside to the bar.

    "Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "... and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"

    "Oh no! It's not that drunken Nun again is it?"

  • 1 decade ago

    Absolutely fab - I will save in my faves.

  • 1 decade ago

    That just made my day!! Two smiley faces and a star for you!!!

    :) :)

  • 1 decade ago

    hahahahahaha I love your joke....thanks 4 making my day..here a * 4U to make your day :)

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  • 1 decade ago

    Haha that is so funny!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    That was funny!

  • 1 decade ago

    LOL!!! Im gonna use that one!

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    ha ha i love it!

  • 1 decade ago

    :))) good one

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