Please tell me a funny joke?
I am feeling a bit down, lots of problems and things going on.
I like short jokes, long jokes, mean-spirited jokes, Just make me
happy for a while..
Absolutely funny, hey guys, thanks for that
- PeterLv 61 decade agoFavorite Answer
I'm sure you can find tons of jokes online. But as I had loved reading jokes in the Readers Digest, I would recommend this website: http://www.scribd.com/doc/10815/Readers-Digest-Bes...
Not only is it funny and easy to read, but it is also a good media for learning lots of practical english (in a fun way).
I would like to share a couple of other jokes here which I think to be funny:
Because he's a chemist and I'm a personal trainer, my fianc and I don't always agree about what eating healthy means. I prefer foods with less fat and fewer calories. He watches out for chemicals and additives. We were grocery shopping, and I asked him to go get some butter.
"Which kind," he asked, "cancer or heart attack?"
Another joke here is, in a way, a mean one:
THE LAST CHILD SUPPORT CHECK
Today is my daughters 18th birthday.......
I'm so glad that this is my last child support payment.
Month after month, year after year, those payments!
I called my baby girl to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your Mama's house; You tell her that this is the last check she's ever going to get from me, then I want you to come back here and tell me the expression she had on her face."
So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was so anxious to hear what the ex had to say and how she took it.
As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, "Well now .. what did she have to say?"
"She told me to tell you that you ain't my Daddy."
Some jokes are not easy to understand at first, but as you try to unfold the hidden meanings and wordplays, they may become amusing.
If you have problems understanding the punchline of certain jokes. Please do have it discussed here and let everyone enjoy it, too.
2009-03-04 15:59:56 補充：
or you may search for comic strips online, for example:
Beetle Bailey http://www.arcamax.com/beetlebailey
and many other comic strips at www.arcamax.com
- 1 decade ago
Well, I laughed on this joke...
before the joke...just want to wish you the best....and...you know
what? everything will be fine....it has to be....
A blonde drops off a shirt at the cleaners..
The asian lady says " Come again!!"
The blonde says "No, it's toothpaste this time...."
- 1 decade ago
If only life could be like a computer!
If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete" and start all over! To get your daily exercise, just click on "run"! If you needed a break from life, press on pause key.
Hit "any key" to continue life when ready. To get even with the neighbors, turn up the volume.
To add/remove someone in your life, click settings in control panel.
To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.
When you lose your car keys, click on find.
"Help" with the chores is just a click away.
Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.
And, we could click on "SEND NOW" and a Pizza would be on it's way to YOU...