what are some really cheesy pickup lines?

i'd like creative ones that not everyone's heard b4.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    oh jeeze..here come memories of the immature boys again..

    -i seem to have misplaced my number, can i have yours?

    -how much does a polar bear weigh? just enough to break the ice, hi my name is (insert your name here).

    -you're so sweet you put the hershey factory out of business.

    -if you had a parrot, would you put it on this shoulder? (tap shoulder closest to you.) or this shoulder? (reach arm around her neck.)

    -i didn't fall in love with you, you tripped me.

    -is your dad in jail? because he stole the stars out of the sky

    and put them in your eyes.

    - if i could rewrite the alphabet i'd put "U" and "I" together.

    - When God made you He was showing off.

    - you don't need a car to drive me crazy babe.

    - do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk by again?

    -can i have your picture? (girl replies why?) so i can show

    santa what i want for christmas.

    - babe if you were cocaine(or whatever drug) i'd overdose.

    - i'm not drunk, just intoxicated by you.

    - are your parents retarded? cuz you sure are one special girl.

    - if a big fat guy in red kidnaps you in the middle of the night,

    don't be scared. i sent santa my wishlist.

    - if you were a booger i'd pick you first.

    - sure hope i brought my library card! cuz i am checkin you out!

    - are you a parking ticket? cuz girl you got fine written all over you.

    - did you fart? cuz you just blew me away.

    - your legs must be tired, cuz you've been runnin through my head all day.

    -

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  • 4 years ago

    Really Cheesy Pick Up Lines

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  • 1 decade ago

    There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.

    Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?

    I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.

    Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

    Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.

    Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.

    You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!

    Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.

    I bet you $40 you're gonna turn me down.

    You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: if you treat me right I'll do it your way

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    5 years ago

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  • Erika
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    Really Corny Pick Up Lines

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.

    I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.

    You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost."

    What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?

    You've made me so nervous that I've totally forgotten forgotten my standard pick-up line

    Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

    Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

    Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?

    Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

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  • Do you work for UPS? Because i could have sworn you were just staring at my package.

    I'm like a rubik's cube: the more you play with me, the harder i get.

    You're like a fish, I don't know if i should eat you or mount you.

    lol thats all i got.

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  • 1 decade ago

    if you were a booger id pick you first.

    i may not be fred flinston but i can sure make your bed rock.

    are you a broom because you just swept me away

    was your daddy a baker? coz you got a nice pair of buns

    i may not be milk but ill do your body good

    did you already have breakfast because i wanna be your part of your complete breakfast

    are you a pirate? coz you can walk my plank anytime

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  • 1 decade ago

    your eyes are blue like the ocean and baby im lost at sea

    hold out your hand and say:

    hold this while i go for a walk

    wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together

    my love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in

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  • BBH
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I lost my number can I have yours?

    Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie!

    • Karly6 years agoReport

      Is your dad a baker? Because you have a nice set if buns.

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