I am worried about velociraptors. How can I tell if my neighbours are raptors?

I'm getting a little suspicious about them. I have taken various safety measures such as bars over the windows, and planned an optimal escape route from my house (i understand they are slowed by doors). I would like to know for sure though, and I cannot find any clear information of the interweb.

Also, can raptors pick locks?

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
    Best Answer

    Check the spoors around your property .

    I don't know if they pick locks, but they do pick their noses !

  • 1 decade ago

    I assume you are asking about a couple of basketball players from Toronto. If they decided to "get you", you don't have a chance. Basketball players are fairly strong, fast and tough. They are not slowed very much by doors. They do not bother to pick the locks, they just break the doors down.

  • 3 years ago

    First, call Randall Munroe.

  • 4 years ago

    Why are people so stupid? VELOCIRAPTORS ARE EXTINCT

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