Best Simpsons quote ever?

My vote goes to "I'm going to ask you this plain and simple: Where'd ya pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerkin' suds on the side?"

/"uhh, yes?"

((beer baron episode))

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  • 1 decade ago
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    "Books are useless! I only ever read one book, “To Kill A Mockingbird”, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin…but what good does that do me?” - Homer

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I often as myself this same question. "Does Whiskey count as Beer?"

    and you can't go wrong with anything that comes out of Ralph's mouth.

    "My cat's breath smells like cat food"

    "Everybody's hugging"

    "You Choo-Choo Choose me, and there's a picture of a train on it."

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  • 1 decade ago

    Homer: Hi I'm Mr.Burns, I'd like to make a withdrawal from my bank account.

    Banker: Okay, may I have your first name?

    Homer: Uh... Bart what's Mr.Burn's first name?

    Bart: I don't know.

    Homer: I don't know. (Says to banker)

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  • 1 decade ago

    that would from comic book guy "i think stan lees mind is no longer in mint condition "

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  • Amy
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    1 decade ago

    Homer speaking to Apu about all his new babies, "....And they practically raise themselves, what with the internet and all."

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  • 1 decade ago

    Alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

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  • 1 decade ago

    spider pig spider pig does whatever a spider pig does

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  • 1 decade ago

    "I am ever so pissed" when lisa wants to tap dance

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  • 1 decade ago

    why you little!

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  • 1 decade ago

    "Doh!"

    Source(s): *hides under covers* ..I'm more of a family guy watcher. ... Doh!
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