W asked in Entertainment & MusicJokes & Riddles ยท 1 decade ago

tell me a funny story?

funniest story (true or untrue) gets the best answer

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    A True Australian ghost story.......

    This story happened a while ago in Brisbane and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true.

    John Bradford, a Sydney University student, was on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a storm.

    The night was rolling on and no car went by.

    The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him.

    Suddenly he saw a car slowly coming towards him and as it drew level it stopped.

    John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got in the car and closed the door, before he realised there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on!

    The car started moving slowly forward.

    John looked at the road and saw a curve approaching.

    Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life.

    Then, just before he reached the curve, a hand appeared through the window and turned the wheel.

    John, paralysed with terror, watched how the hand appeared every time they came to a curve.

    He then saw the lights of a pub down the road so, gathering strength, he jumped out of the car and ran to it.

    Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and asked for two shots of tequila.

    He then started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just gone through.

    A silence enveloped everybody when they realised he was crying and....he wasn't drunk.

    About 15 minutes later, two guys walked into the same pub.

    They were also wet and out of breath.

    Looking around and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other,

    "Look, Bruce.. there's the bloody idiot who got in the car while we were pushing it!!!."

  • 1 decade ago

    ok this story is true and while kinda sad it gets funny lol

    ok so my friend caras family live in a different city and her family was going on vacation and asked cara if she would stay at their house while the were gone and she said ok but the family said that their dog was getting sick and it was really old and may not make it while they were gone

    so cara had to fly quite far to get to the house and she got there late in the early morning after flying all night and she sees the dog and it had passed away :( but the family left instruction on what to do for the dog and left the vets number so cara called the vet and they said to bring the dead dog to the vet and it was far away and she could easily take the bus

    and cara was really tired and she didnt know the city that well and she didnt know how she was supposed to bring a dead dog on a bus but she emptied her suitcase and put the dog in it and went to the bus stop and got on with the suitcase

    she was kinda scared but this man sat beside her and just randomly started talking to her and then asked what was in the suitcase and she said some old text books and stuff cuz she wasnt going to say she had a dead dog

    but then she got off the bus and so did the man at the same stop then the man punched her in the face and stole the suitcase with the dead dog and he though it was books

    imagine the reaction the man had when he opened it!

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