Ladies, if women ruled the world, what would you have all the men doing?

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  • GargVK
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago
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    Men must be availing maternity leave>>> there is a joke

    Maternity leave would last for two years...with full pay.

    There'd be a cure for stretch marks

    Natural childbirth would become obsolete

    Morning sickness would rank as the nation's number one health problem

    All methods of birth control would be improved 100 percent

    effectiveness

    Children would be kept in the hospital until they were toilet trained

    Men would be EAGER to talk about commitment

    They wouldn't think twins were quite so cute

    Fathers would demand that their SONS be home from dates by 10: 00pm

    Men could use THEIR briefcases as diaper bags

    They'd have to stop saying, "I'm afraid I'll drop him."

    Paternity suits would be a line of clothes

    They'd stay in bed for the entire nine months

    Menus at most restaurants would list ice cream and pickles as an entree

    Women would rule the world!:)))

  • Tigger
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    If women ruled the World, Men would be forced to bear all the children plus Men would be forced to do the feedings, be disrespected and Men would earn much less than the women in same field.

  • 1 decade ago

    Waiting on us ladies hand and foot!

  • 1 decade ago

    Busy work, like constructing Pyramids.

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  • Janet
    Lv 7
    1 decade ago

    Being a house keeper. LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    They would have to serve at my every request especially the ones who hurt me and betrayed me ....lol

    =]

  • 1 decade ago

    taking out the trash

  • 1 decade ago

    Hey, wait a minute...this is sexist! I protest!

    LOL

  • 1 decade ago

    doing all the cooking,,men cook better,,

  • 1 decade ago

    Me! lol

    Not really, I'd have them doing what they always do, nothing so we can take care of it all...

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