Guinea Pig Names...........?

I am getting a male guinea pig and I have absolutely no idea what to name him. Can anyone give me any ideas? I want it to be something unique and unusual. No Spanky or Pookie or Cuddles. I want my Guinea pig to have some dignity please. Any ideas would be great, maybe if you named your pig something interesting...... show more I am getting a male guinea pig and I have absolutely no idea what to name him. Can anyone give me any ideas? I want it to be something unique and unusual. No Spanky or Pookie or Cuddles. I want my Guinea pig to have some dignity please. Any ideas would be great, maybe if you named your pig something interesting... Thank You!! :0)
Update: Wow Fasionstar, way to copy and paste...
Update 2: WTF Squatty??? Geez, it must have taken a really long time to type that... :P
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