how do you eat cement or a brick?

im emo and whats a right way to eat it......

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its not funny i really want to try one my friends told me to do that

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago
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    well it is better with a glass of white wine and some re-bar!!!

  • 1 decade ago

    Well if you have access to an industrial grade blender, then use that to create a cement puree. Mix in some ice cream, milk and chocolate syrup and you have yourself a cement shake! Enjoy!

    Source(s): Years of culinary experience.
  • 1 decade ago

    Well to eat a cement brick what you have to do is, give yourself a niiiice big dose of oxyconton. then get metal teeth. Then say "F*ck my life. I am a loser" and god will give you mega brick eating powers

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    I HAVE THE CORRECT AWNSER!!

    seriousley make a batch of concrete (stones sand cement and water) dip your index finger into the mix infront of your mates, then quickly put your middle finger into your mouth. its like a slide of hand thing. they wont notice and then you will be the coolest emo ever.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    bricks and cement aren't meant for eating

    but if you do u have to out it in your mouth and swallow it

  • 1 decade ago

    how can you eat a brick? Do you want to lose your teeth?

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    cut them into small pieces and eat it. (U really shouldnt)

  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    You don't.. Maybe put it in a blender?

  • 1 decade ago

    mix it with acid so it will soften up, enjoy :)

  • 1 decade ago

    Melt it.

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