When our cat went into heat, we did her with the q-tip. It was violent...it stank. She scratched the hell out of my arms and stomach. It took us three tries. After that she was docile. We don’t know if it worked but the yowling ceased.
Here are some directions found on another site that gave us the idea:
Equipment:
1 cat in heat
1 Q-tip
Procedure:
Grab wailing, squirming cat and place it on your lap with its hind quarters readily accessible. Chances are the cat will freely offer them, if not the first time this procedure is followed, then certainly each time afterward.
Insert the Q-tip into the cat’s vagina. It will be exposed and puffy. Do not insert the Q-tip into the other orifice. Either way the cat will begin to scream, but there is a subtle and audible difference in the scream of satisfaction and the scream of rectal pain. Experiment a little until you can distinguish the two. Move the Q-tip in and out of the cat’s vagina slowly at first, then more rapidly.
You are finished when the cat is finished.
You will know when the cat is finished because it will either begin immediately to have a cat orgasm, or it will run away with the Q-tip sticking out of its ***. If this happens let it enjoy itself for a few minutes before attempting to retrieve your Q-tip. That is it, you are done. Enjoy the peace and quiet until the cat flares up again.
What to look for:
The cat orgasm that follows this procedure is something the likes of which I have never seen elsewhere. It is a wriggling, leaping, moaning dance of ecstasy that defies any experience of pleasure my mind can even begin to grasp. If humans had orgasms with the intensity of a cat serviced in this way there would be no such thing as war, hunger, capitalism or God.
Background:
A cat in heat is, with few exceptions, one of the most irritating things to have living in your home. A cat in heat will follow you around and howl at you in a bone chilling, hideous wail until you are ready just to toss it outside and let it get pounded by the local tom’s. After a few days of this torture having to drown a few kittens sounds relaxing.
Our observations:
We didn’t see any signs of an intense orgasm... she just ran away and started bathing herself.
Hope this helps and good luck!
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