Anonymous
Anonymous asked in Entertainment & MusicPolls & Surveys · 1 decade ago

How do they get the "Keep off the Grass" sign on the grass?

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  • 1 decade ago
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    They put it there, then grow the grass around it.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Well, you usually can't get close enough to see it, but there is some tiny 6 font print at the bottom of the sign that says for example, "Effective January 2, 2009, 1:05 PM EST" The time listed is usually 5 minutes after the time the sign goes up.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    The flying cows drop them there as they soar past... they do it specifically so no one walks on the grass, keeping it all juicy and lush for the flying cows to come back and swoop down when no one is about to eat the virgin grass.

    Source(s): I know things!
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  • Linda
    Lv 4
    4 years ago

    They put the sign there before they planted grass. Or some guy went there when nobody was around and put the sign there and ran.

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  • 1 decade ago

    When they mean "keep off the grass" they mean keep off another KIND of grass!

    Put down the joint!

    Source(s): Feel free to trudge through the turf if you want!
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  • 1 decade ago

    They put it there before growing the grass.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Hire a professional Lawn Dart player.

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    They fire them into exact locations via a precise military satellite, which also monitors the number of people who ignore the sign, and records the data for psychological usage

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  • 1 decade ago

    now that consideration cutie but they do steping on area prior to the grass growth

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  • ?
    Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    they get a helicopter, then make it huver down to the spot they want to put the sign. then they stick the sign in the ground.

    haha :P

    jk

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