Good facebook status message?

I'm bored.

Give me some clever ideas for a facebook status.

:)

10 points if i actually use it.

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  • 1 decade ago
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    They best and funniest facebook statuses on the internet are on Status King.

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  • 1 decade ago

    Say you're having brunch with Mark Zuckerberg

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    Go to the facebook search and type in "Status Shuffle" add the application, and voila! You have any type of status that you want, funny, sad, emotional, sarcastic, sexual.. you name it... and all you have to do is hit a button and your status is changed! It's really fun!

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  • Lv 4
    1 decade ago

    I usually like to leave lyrics to my favorite songs, or things I'm actually doing. Or sometimes I leave lyrics to how I feel, that I make up on my own or just from songs that explain how I feel.

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  • ....is trying to think of a witty status message.

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  • 1 decade ago

    " Πεχτήτε ουλλοί δαμέ στο facebook!! "

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  • 1 decade ago

    What is the point of facebook status IRLOROFLLMAO RICKROLLED: 'LINK HERE'

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  • 1 decade ago

    Chrismar... is thinking of chillin' out this weekend!

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  • 1 decade ago

    . . . "is achieving the things you fail at"

    well. . . . yeah. . . . good luck with that. . . .

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  • Anonymous
    1 decade ago

    say you are "donating plasma for flat-screen TV's"

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