Valentines pickup lines/funny poems?

Question

Trying to think of a funny way of asking this girl to be my valentine. If you know any Valentines jokes poems or whatever post them here

Answer 1

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Everything Reminds Me Of You

I look at a tree,

And what do I see?

My Valentine's face

Smiling back at me.

I spot a cute rock,

But, oh what a shock,

For it reminds of you

And that is no crock.

Everywhere that I turn,

My feelings just burn

With thoughts about you,

My love please don’t spurn!

Each rock and each tree,

Each cloud and each bee,

The earth and the sea,

It all reminds me...

I love you awesomely!

By Karl Fuchs

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"Nice shoes, want to go back to my pad?"

Look at the tag on their shirt and then say: "Oh, I thought you were made in Heaven!"

"If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

"Hi, I'm suffering from amnesia… do I come here often?"

"Do you have a twin sister? Cause I’ve seen you here before."

"If I followed you home, would you keep me?"

"Were your parents thieves?" "No, why?""Because they must have stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes."

"Did it hurt?" "Did what hurt?" "When you fell down out of heaven."

"Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

"Hello." Alternately try "Hi."

"Hi, do you like this band? I SAID, HI DO YOU LIKE THIS BAND?!?"

"Didn’t I go to school with you?"

"Haven’t you been in Cleo?"

"Hi, can I buy you a drink?"

"You must be my guardian angel?"

"Hey, you have something on your lips." "What?" "Me!"

"Your hair looks nice. What kind of shampoo do you use?"

"I couldn't help but notice you undressing me from across the room."

"Don’t I know you from a past life?"

"If I told you that you have a great body would you hold it against me?"

"Excuse me, do you have a mobile phone I can use? I told my Mum I’d call her when I fell in love!!!"

"Hey, why don't we go behind a rock and get a little bolder..."

"My name isn't Fred Flintstone, but I can sure make your Bedrock" (oh that’s a terrible line – I can’t believe I put it in!)

"No wonder the sky is grey today, all the blue is in your eyes."

"I lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?"

"Do your feet hurt?" "No, why?""Cause you've been running through my mind all night."

"Is your father a terrorist? Because you're da bomb!"

"The only reason I'd kick you out of my bed would be to make love to you on the floor."

"What’s your star sign?"

"I’ve stopped lighting fires now…"

Source(s): http://www.poemsource.com/funny-valentine-poems.ht... http://valentines.day.co.nz/pickups.aspx

Answer 2

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Valentines pickup lines/funny poems?

Trying to think of a funny way of asking this girl to be my valentine. If you know any Valentines jokes poems or whatever post them here

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Answer 3

Not specifically Valentines day--

You're dad must be a baker, cuz your buns are hot.

I lost my number, can I have yours?

Do have AT&T? You raise my bar.

Answer 4

If the said damaged heart is willing to give then those will accept it if they want it. Love is all that matter damaged heart and all. Good Poem.